Anyone have any good comebacks?

so these guys told us they wanted to come over to our house so we told them they could. we waited three hours and texted them saying we called your bluff. like then ten minutes later they called us saying they were here and to come outside so we did. we walked down my driveway to their car and as soon as we were close to it they slammed the gas and sped down the street. we texted them saying 'fags' and all they said back was 'word' we need a bitchy comeback to say to that. we dont want to sound immature, we dont want them to feel bad for us, but we want them to regret what they did. if that makes sense....?